Soundgarden the flight 7/11/11

So, for a flight that was supposed to land at 8, 11:30 aint bad... right?  Mother Nature wasn't on my side tonight and the plane had to land and chill out at Richmond airport for over an hour.  Of course, before that, we were circling DC for a while and I had to pee like you wouldn't believe.  Finally, after I realized it had been at least half an hour since we were told that we were on our final approach and hadn't gotten any closer to the ground, I warned the older gentleman next to me that I was going to have to piss in the puke bag, right next to him.  He averted his line of sight to oblige my unstoppable force of nature and I knelt down on one knee and let it rip.  A greater feeling has never been experienced by a human being in the history of the world.  After that, there was nothing left to do but strike up a conversation and we became pretty good buddies.  So we landed in Richmond and I exited the plane with my pee bag in hand and went to the bathroom to finish the job.  It was a pretty turbulent flight, so I guess people assuming it was barf was better than the truth.